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BREAKING NEWS: Trump’s Tariff Plans Get a Lifeline!

In a jaw-dropping legal twist, the US Court of Appeals swoops in to save Trump’s controversial tariff regime from the brink of collapse!

Late Thursday, the federal appeals court granted President Trump a temporary reprieve, halting a previous ruling that had branded his so-called “liberation day” tariffs as ILLEGAL! This shocking decision means the White House can keep collecting those tariffs—at least for now!

“A Major Win for Trump!”

Kevin Hassett, head honcho of the National Economic Council, triumphantly declared, “This is a HUGE victory for the President! His case is rock-solid!” Sounds like the Trump team is ready to keep its eyes on the prize!

Just hours before this astounding stay was issued, the White House was preparing to fight tooth and nail at the Supreme Court against a ruling that threatened to crush Trump’s emergency economic powers. The drama unfolded after the US Court of International Trade dealt a body blow to President Trump, accusing him of “judicial overreach.”

“Judges Stole Our Power!”

The White House didn’t hold back! Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt blasted the ruling, claiming three judges “brazenly abused their power” to thwart Trump’s mandate from the American people! She declared, “The Supreme Court MUST step in for the good of our Constitution!”

Not to be outdone, Trump himself took to social media, unleashing a fiery post calling the ruling “wrong and political!” He warned that the decisions from the Court of International Trade posed a dire threat to the nation’s financial future—potentially costing “trillions of dollars!”

“America Must Be Protected!”

In an emotional rallying cry, Trump insisted he must be allowed to safeguard the nation against economic harm from foreign adversaries. He’s not backing down!

But wait, there’s more! A separate district court ruling also deemed his tariff scheme “unlawful,” with just 14 days for appeal. But no worries! Trump’s deep bench of trade advisers insists they have plenty of tricks up their sleeves to keep the trade war roaring!

Peter Navarro, the mastermind behind Trump’s trade policies, boldly stated on Bloomberg, “Nothing has changed here! Countries are STILL eager to strike deals!”

Stock Market Shenanigans!

Meanwhile, Wall Street analysts say this chaotic court ruling could slow down Trump’s plans but won’t derail them! After the news broke, US stocks initially surged, but the party dwindled by day’s end.

Over in Asia, the market reactions were less than rosy—Hong Kong stocks plummeted by 1.4%, while Japan’s Nikkei followed suit. The US dollar saw a slight uptick, but will the turmoil change the game?

Tariff Mania Continues!

Even Goldman Sachs’ president is hyping up the drama! John Waldron ominously hinted at a looming move toward a universal 10% baseline tariff against most countries, with penalties on top.

Hassett remains optimistic, insisting Trump will ultimately emerge victorious, stating, “We’re right that America has been mishandled by other governments.”

As the tidal wave of tariffs thunders on, the fight is far from over! Will the Supreme Court step in and hold the line for Trump, or is this just the beginning of a titanic legal battle? Stay tuned, because this saga is heating up!

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