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DISASTER DINNER: Trump’s Memecoin Feast Fails to Impress!

GASTRONOMIC NIGHTMARE! A TikTok prankster who splurged nearly $300,000 to attend a lavish dinner hosted by none other than Donald Trump is SHOCKED to reveal the food served was nothing short of a culinary catastrophe!

“WORST FOOD EVER!” Nicholas Pinto bellowed to the media, branding the spread as “pretty much like bullshit” and claiming it was the most subpar meal he’s ever encountered — even at a Trump golf course!

A Gourmet Gaffe?

The May 22 bash, flaunting a price tag of millions for attendees, featured an extravagant menu including “Trump organic field green salad,” filet mignon, and pan-seared halibut. But Pinto’s verdict? “The only thing worth eating was the bread and butter!” Talk about a letdown!

He griped, “I left still hungry!” The filet mignon was blasted as “trash” and “Walmart steak.” In his wildest dreams, Pinto wished for an all-American feast of Big Macs or pizza — just a tad more appealing than what was served!

A Speech That Stole the Show… For All the Wrong Reasons

Pinto didn’t stop with the food; he slammed Trump’s speech as another flop. In a cringe-worthy moment, Trump, reading anxiously from a script, claimed the room was filled with the brightest minds and the magical allure of cryptocurrency.

“Who knows, right?” he said about the crypto craze. Meanwhile, he dashed away immediately after the speech, leaving guests hanging instead of handing out shiny new watches!

POLITICAL FIRESTORM BREWING!

And if that wasn’t enough, 35 furious Democrats are demanding the Justice Department investigate this dinner of dubious honor! Allegations are flying that Trump might be dancing on the edges of federal bribery laws as he entertains foreign investors under the ominous shadow of the emoluments clause!

This exclusive event at Trump National Golf Club, aimed at the top 220 memecoin holders from across the globe, has spiraled into a scandal of the century!

Stay tuned, because this sizzling saga is far from over! 🍽️💰