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SHOCKING DOCTOR OF DISASTER: RFK Jr.’s MAHA Report UNDER FIRE!
Hold on to your hats, folks! The MAHA Report unleashed by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has turned into an absolute CATASTROPHE! This 73-page so-called "public health breakthrough," commissioned during the Trump era, aimed to expose the shocking truths behind America’s chronic health crisis. Yet, what’s really brewing underneath this glossy facade? A mountain of MISTAKES and FALSE findings!
BOGUS STUDIES EXPOSED!
Kennedy touted his report as a monumental achievement overflowing with “gold standard” science. But guess what? A watchdog group named NOTUS has blown the whistle, revealing that a jaw-dropping seven studies cited in this document DON’T EVEN EXIST! That’s right, folks—over half a dozen studies, POOF—vanished into thin air!
Epidemiologist Katherine Keyes, whose name graces the report, is FURIOUS! She’s never penned the paper they attribute to her. “The paper is NOT real. I’m shocked they used my name!” she exclaimed. The link to this phantom paper? BROKEN!
MEDIA MANIPULATION FRAUD!
But the baffling blunders don’t stop there—two more studies in the MAHA Report supposedly illustrate how corporate media manipulation is fueling children’s medication prescriptions. But lo and behold! One skeptical author confirmed he has nothing to do with the report, and the other? He seems to be a GHOST!
Dr. Harold J. Farber, a pediatric pulmonologist, slammed the report for its outrageous overgeneralizations about asthma medication. "Jumping from Texas data to national patterns is a MASSIVE leap of faith!" he declared!
MISINTERPRETED MENTAL HEALTH DATA!
Kennedy took a BIG risk with claims regarding mental health medications being less effective than therapy. One academic who authored the actual study cringed at the misrepresentation: “We didn’t even examine therapy!” What a SHOCKER!
But wait—there’s more! A report on skyrocketing antipsychotic prescriptions? Yeah, they flipped the timeline on THAT one too! It wasn’t an 800% spike from ’93 to ’09; it was ‘95 to ‘05!
THE TRUMP TEAM SLAPS DOWN CRITICS!
In light of this EXPLOSIVE news, Trump’s press secretary Karoline Leavitt quickly dismissed the criticism as mere “formatting issues,” insisting the White House stands by RFK Jr.’s report! "We’re updating the MAHA report! It’s still one of the most groundbreaking health releases EVER!" she exclaimed.
Ladies and gentlemen, this saga is far from over! WHAT will become of RFK Jr.’s MAHA Report? Will it CRASH and burn under scrutiny, or will it rise from the ashes like a phoenix? Stay tuned for the wildest health drama of the decade!
photo credit: fortune.com
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