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ELON MUSK QUITS GOVERNMENT ROLE: “THANKS, TRUMP!”
BREAKING: The Billionaire Bows Out in Style!
In a bombshell announcement, Elon Musk has officially wrapped up his stint as an "unpaid special government employee," leaving fans and critics buzzing! The world’s richest man took to X to express his gratitude to President Donald Trump, declaring the legacy of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). Hold on to your wallets, folks, because DOGE is set to become a way of life in Washington!
FROM STAR CEO TO SPECIAL EMPLOYEE – WHAT HAPPENED?!
Musk had committed to sacrificing a couple of days a week to help the government trim waste. But after intense pressure from Tesla investors to get back to his beloved electric vehicles, it seems the super CEO has made the leap! With a flair for the dramatic, he assured investors that he’d continue to fight against the “waste and fraud” that plagued the system!
MUSK UNCOVERS TRUMP’S TIGHT SPOT!
But wait—could tension with Trump be behind this dramatic exit? Days before his announcement, Musk raised eyebrows during a CBS News interview, revealing disappointment in Trump’s “Big, Beautiful Bill,” which he claimed undermines DOGE’s hard work. “A bill can be big or it can be beautiful; I don’t know if it can be both!” he quipped. Ouch!
INSIDER SCOOP: A ROLLERCOASTER OF GOVERNMENT CUTS!
During Musk’s time, DOGE bragged about a jaw-dropping savings of over $160 billion! While that might sound great, it’s a far cry from his ambitious $1 trillion target. Federal workers? Nearly 60,000 positions have vanished, with another 76,000 taking buyouts. The axe could be coming down for another 150,000! Is this efficiency or chaos?
JOINING FORCES WITH A TRUMP 2.0: A LOVE STORY?
In a twist worthy of reality TV, Musk endorsed Trump after a shocking assassination attempt on the former president, throwing around $45 million a month into a pro-Trump super PAC. The two hit it off so well that the new administration dubbed him the “First Buddy” of DOGE!
As a whirlwind chapter closes, the future of DOGE hangs in the balance! Will Musk’s mission continue to reshape the government, or is this the start of a new drama? Only time will tell! Buckle up, folks—the show isn’t over yet!
photo credit: fortune.com
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