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TARIFF CHAOS: CEOs WARN THIS TRADE WAR COULD LAST A DECADE!

Brace Yourselves: The Trump Administration’s Trade War Is Just Getting Started!

Good morning, folks! If you thought the trade debacle was winding down, think again! During a high-stakes gathering at Fortune’s CEO Initiative dinner in New York, the business elite laid it out: the trade war raging under Trump is destined to drag on well past 2025! 💥

Big Names, Big Warnings!

Former Commerce Secretary WILBUR ROSS dropped a bombshell: “Trump needs a whole package—tariffs, taxes, reforms—all in the mix, and he’s racing against the clock!” Ross is playing the optimist, pinning hopes on Elon Musk’s tech genius to revamp our outdated systems. “Imagine a world where government agencies aren’t stuck in the Stone Age!” he exclaimed. “Musk is onto something big—but he’s tackling the easy stuff first. Brace yourselves for major revelations of waste, folks!” 🚀

ADVISING CAUTION: STAY LOW OR FACE A STORM!

Former Transportation Secretary ELAINE CHAO didn’t hold back! Her message for business leaders? “Prepare for a rollercoaster—this is a volatile period and certainty is a fairy tale! If you want stability, think again!” She even dropped a spicy take on government inefficiencies, suggesting a “scalpel” approach to cut the fat, while not sugarcoating the chaos. 💣

“NO FUNNY BUSINESS, PLEASE!”

In the midst of this political pandemonium, ROCKET LAB CEO PETER BECK took a cool stance on any potential Musk-related scandals. “If any funny business pops up, it’ll be obvious and totally destructive,” Beck stated confidently. “For now, I trust the system!” But will that trust hold when the dust settles? 🤔

Stay tuned for more explosive updates and office gossip that you won’t want to miss!

This isn’t just business; this is a high-stakes drama unfolding right before our eyes! Who’s ready for the next act?

photo credit: fortune.com

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