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AI Apocalypse Averted! Duolingo’s Bold Claims Crumble Under Pressure!
Shock and Awe: AI Won’t Replace Duolingo Workers After All!
In an astonishing twist that has left the tech world gasping, Duolingo’s CEO, Luis von Ahn, has dramatically backtracked on his previous declaration that AI would replace contract workers at the language-learning giant. Just ONE week after his jaw-dropping claims sent shockwaves through the industry, he reassured the public: “We’re CONTINUING to HIRE!”
From Hero to Zero: The AI Replacement Fantasy Unravels!
In a candid LinkedIn post, von Ahn attempted to clarify his earlier statements where he claimed AI would phase out contract workers. He backpedaled hard: “I do not see AI as replacing what our employees do. We are in fact continuing to hire at the same speed as before!” Talk about a complete 180!
He further added, “No one is expected to navigate this shift alone.” Sounds nice, right? But where were those comforting words last week?
Backlash Erupts: Social Media Users Rage Against AI!
The backlash has been swift and brutal, with angry commenters flooding Duolingo’s TikTok and Instagram accounts, demanding human workers over algorithms. Comments ranged from hilarious to heartbreaking, including one poignant plea: “Mama, may I have real people running the company 💔.” Ouch!
Even the higher-ups are feeling the heat. A spokesperson stated they are still “training and developing” talent while assuring that “All AI content is created under the direction of our learning experts." But is that enough?
Crisis Mode: Duolingo Joins the Ranks of Regretful Startups!
Duolingo isn’t alone in its scrambling retreat from the AI precipice. Fintech darling Klarna was left red-faced after its boastful AI chatbots turned out to be subpar. You guessed it—now they’re hiring humans again!
And let’s not forget Shopify, which faced its own firestorm of criticism for claims that productivity would surge through AI. Spoiler alert: it didn’t!
Reality Check: The AI Dream Just Isn’t Adding Up!
Here’s the cold, hard truth—most attempts to harness AI are crashing and burning. An IBM survey revealed a stunning 75% of AI initiatives fail to deliver the promised return on investment. Researchers say the massive productivity gains promised by AI are just smoke and mirrors. Shocking, right?
Duolingo’s backpedaling is the latest evidence that the corporate dream of “AI-first” is way more appealing to boardrooms than to the average worker. Expecting AI to revolutionize everything overnight? Be prepared for disappointment!
What’s Next? The Future of Work Hangs in the Balance!
As companies try to figure this all out, one thing is clear: AI isn’t going anywhere, but neither are the humans who make the magic happen. With Duolingo waving the white flag, what does this mean for the future of workplaces across the globe? Buckle up, folks—this story is far from over!
photo credit: fortune.com
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